Old Trafford To Host Play-Off Final
According to The Telegraph, this season's League Two play-off final will be at Manchester United's Old Trafford ground.
The games have been looking for a new home since the FA decided it'd much rather stage the Champions League final at Wembley that weekend instead - despite a 20 year contract with the Football League.
So whilst one of those teams from Italy and that team from Spain ponce about on the hallowed turf of Wem-ber-ley, we'll have to make do with celebrations in Manchester.
On the plus side; Manchester isn't a bad day out and it's a hell of a lot closer (and nicer) than London. Plus we can always go to Wembley for the Paint Pot final.
PS. This article is in jest. It's highly unlikely we'll be involved in the play-offs. The top three go up automatically.